If there is anything not quite right about the secound series of Heroes, it’s the shite Irish accents that are abundent for the mojority of the series.

It’s not just the quality of the accents I find insulting, thier reason for hiring American actors to play Irish was because the Irish actors didn’t sound Irish enough.

The Americans got even more confused, one of the Irish is herd saying boyo, which I can assure you is a Welsh thing.

If you want somthing to be realistic the actors don’t have to sound as though the have been coached they need to be able to act. If you put actors into a situation where they have to put on accents 9/10 times they will over-do everything. You need Irish actors to play Irish parts, isn’t that more sensible and a whole lot easier, they know how the Irish talk.

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Under 18’s:

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If you’re addicted to your mobile and know lots about it, and use it for games, tricks or music then please contact us!

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Applications accepted until: 28 February 2008

Application criteria: Males & Females aged 14 to 17 from UK

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We are looking for women to take part in the UK’s largest ever breast examination.

If you are over 18 and happy to take off your top and check your breasts along with 250 other women at an event in London on Sunday the 2nd March, please get in touch.

You will be filmed as part of a Channel 4 programme aiming to raise awareness about breast health.

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Applications accepted until: 2 March 2008

Application criteria: Females aged 18 to 99 from UK

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Men 18 - 40 years old:

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Reality TV can be a great way of launching your career, just relax and let your personality shine through.

Jane Fonda was a guest on the “Today” show discussing the Vagina Monologues.Jane talked about how she was asked to do the show and said, “I was asked to do a monologue called Cunt.”

I suppose she wasnt meant to say it on air, but that is what the Vagina Monologues is about, grow up, it wasn’t in an offensive manner.

Watch it if you don’t belive me.

It looks as though Amy Winehouse is making her way back to reality and is now clean and sober. But as with all druggie celebrities it will take more than a few weeks to prove she is totally clean, but for now Amy seems to be back to life.

Amy Winehouse’s brother, Alex Winehouse, told press, “It was hard to take in that the barely communicative shell in front of us was my own flesh and blood. I should mention here that we all knew how bad her condition was. There was never any denial on the part of my parents, whose fears and anxiety over their only daughter had made them both ill.”

He continued “Yes, the best of weekends. Spurs continue their resurgence, but most importantly of all very definite signs that Amy - the real Amy - is back among us. The hope, of course, is that this time it’s for real.”

Amy was snapped on Wednesday in Soho, London, looking much healthier than she did just weeks ago.

There are hundreds of sites and video’s claiming to be celebrity sex video’s, but I have come accross many that are definitly not genuine, so I thought I would say which one’s have a bit more truth in them.

Britney Spears:

Looks like the Britney Spears and K-fed tapes may have finally gotten into the wrong hands and surfaced on the internet. Surprising how a video surfaces a day after their divorce, a bitter ex husband prehaps?.

What was on the tape:

Britney Spears giving Kevin Federline a blow job.

How it was released:

A source told US Weekly magazine: “He (Kevin) has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.”

Such a gentleman.

Pamela Anderson:

Not a surprise, everyone knows it’s Pammy.

What was on the tape:

Probably Pamela Andersons’s most widely recognized camera appearance is the tape of her and Tommy Lee engaging in an array sexual acts.

How it was released:

The homemade video was allegedly stolen from their house in 1995 and was promptly distributed on the internet.

Paris Hilton:

There is no dispute that the One Night in Paris tape is not a genuine video, but since then another has surfaced.

Although I’m not sure if you can call it a sex tape, Paris really doesn’t seem to be good at anything, and that includes kinky videos.

What was on the tape:

The hotel heiress Paris Hilton’s videos leaked online showing her naked and romping with an ex boyfriend.

How it was released:

Paris didnt pay her storage bill and her personal belongings were then auctioned off and the videos have since been leaked online.

Cameron Diaz:

One of the biggest stars in Hollywood certainly has a sleazy side.

What was on the tape:

A 19-year-old Cameron Diaz dressing up in leather with her tits exposed in an S+M romp.

How was it released:

In July 2004, the amateur kinky S&M sex video surfaced on the Net, but no one is quite sure how it got there.

Another Hollywood mystery.

Bam Margera:

One of the Jackass group, Bam has kept busy with a new MTV series called ‘Viva La Bam’.

It was on this that he showed a video of a fan that would do ANYTHING to be on the show. Apparently this included shagging Bam Margera! This video was quickly pulled by MTV as soon as it was shown.

This would have been the perfect programme to highlight the fact that so many people are so desperate to be famous they’d do some really dirty things, but this doesn’t explain why the other real celebrities have done these tapes. Are they that deserate for MORE fame?