Heather Mills taken to court over naked fake tan!

Heather Mills is being sued by her former family nanny Sara Trumble over claims of sex discrimination and intimidation.

Sara says that Heather demanded naked spray-tans every week, which wasn’t what Sara expected to be doing.

Instead of caring for five year old Beatrice, Sara also says Heather made her come to work at 7.30am to blow-dry her hair, and then work right through until midnight.

A spokesperson for the one legged succubus said, “Heather is devastated that Sara, who Heather considered a part of her family, should choose to level these accusations at her,”

They continued, “This claim will be vigorously defended. Heather is baffled and hurt. These are unsubstantiated accusations.”

Would have thought a wax and polish would have done more good anyway!