Lily Allen can’t handle her smoke

Lily Allen reportedly passed out during the Notting Hill Carnival on Monday. The singer apparently had too much to drink and smoke, and later passed out on the pavement.

The incident occurred after Lily was involved in a scuffle with Reggae singer Billy Kray, who poured beer over her head after she attempted to shove him offstage during his performance.

Lily, clutching a pint of Guinness, scrambled on to the set during Bobby Kray’s performance and wrestle him for the mic. She then pushed him off the edge.

An onlooker said:

“Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him off. He wasn’t happy. He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed.”

The stupid bint should stop bothering talented people, and get some singing lessons.