Mary-Kate Olsen drunk and disorderly

Mary-Kate Olsen (the zombie twin) was seen drunk and disorderly last weekend. A source has said “Mary-Kate Olsen was wearing a see-through green dress. She was completely wasted, she was humping and grinding against a column with another girl. Then she was flailing all over the dance floor.

“Later, Mary-Kate made out with various questionable men while friends took pictures. She then fell over onto a table and proceeded to break every glass on the table before toppling over onto everyone sitting behind her. It was shocking.”

Don’t drink if you can’t handle it.

In her first major solo role without her twin sister, Mary-Kate Olsen is returning to television for the first time since 2002 with a co-starring role on dark comedy “Weeds.”

Olsen will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community.