Kevin Federline has told press - and anyone who will listen - that it was Britney’s idea to start Divorce proceedings.

Kevin Federline has fathered two of Britney Spears’ kids, and has been very vocal to the press about their relationship.

With all the bitchin’ Kevin has done throughout their relationship who can blame Britney?

Kevin Federline has won his case for full custordy of his and Britney Spears’ two young boys.

According to Stateside reports Federline has been awarded full custody of their two boys Jayden James and Sean Preston with Britney receiving visitation rights. K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan revealed:

“Kevin was not out to get custody. Kevin’s goal was to set up some kind of template so the mother of his children can co-parent. He said I need to have Britney involved in the co-parenting of the kids but I need there to be a structure. The case has been settled but the court still has to approve it.”

The final court meeting will take place around 4pm UK time, 18/07/08. After the court have approved the case it will be shut and finally the Spears’ and Federlines can spend more time withe the kids they have been fighting for.

Britney Spears and Madonna will perform together in their most attention seeking routine to date. Out to shock and stimulate at the same time this ‘Bondage Mummy’ routine is setting the press alight.

Britney and Madonna will be slowly unwraped from costumes consisting of bandages by male dancers in leather thongs.

One on-set source revealed: “It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.”

They continued, “Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.”

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.”

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

Or people will just say it’s an old slag and a drunk tart desperate for a little more time in the spotlight.

The latest news from Britney Spears is that she’s dating her agent, Jason Trawick.

It’ll be Jason Train-Wreck before he knows it.

After this picture has appeared in the media of Britney with what appears to be a bump, her recent more sober behaviour and the rumoured jealousy between Britney and her younger (pregnant) sister Jamie Lynn, the media are wondering if there is ANOTHER Spears on the way.

It’s the old debate, is she pregnant or just fat?