Paris Hilton has embarrassed herself yet again after reffering to west Africa as a country.

Paris Hilton was asked about what she thought of South Africa when she and her boyfriend Benji Madden, arrived in Johannesburg.

Paris replied “I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

Paris is taking the piss, she’s in a country where kids would walk miles for he chance to go to school and she’s had every oppertunity to learn and she didn’t even bother with simple geography, I bet her daddy is so proud of what he’s created.

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Paris Hilton did seem to slightly halt her social life over the holidays, but now Paris is back to her usual form. In the last week she’s been out with an array of men, and not sticking to staying sober.

Paris was pictured drinking heavily and making out with a random woman while at a party.

Over the weekend Paris was seen out more than once with Britney Spears’ ex husband Kevin Federline (K-Fed) A source close to Kevin said that the two hung out in Paris Hilton’s hotel room Saturday after leaving the club.

In December Paris vowed to stay away from the party scene that landd her behind bars. Paris has also been talking about having a baby, is this how she thinks you find a man to have a baby with?

The latest in the long list of men, is this fresh faced waiter from LA.

Has Paris realised no one wants to have a baby with a slutty attention seeking media whore just shag them, well K-Fed would do both.

Paris Hilton has hooked up with Britney Spears’ ex husband Kevin Federline. K-fed has a lot on his plate at the moment with the mother of his children being taken into hospital on a gurney, why they fuck would he want to get with the sluttiest fame hungry bitch on the celebrity scene.

Not content with one crazy girlfriend?

Broody Hilton has said recently she wants kids and soon, does this mean a new craze? fuck celebrity couples are whole families going to start linking up to make celebrity power families? Family days out for a Spears/Hilton clan would be a huge media frenzy, how could you do that to your children. I really hope this ends before it starts.

Paris Hilton was seen partying with German model, Julian, in Berlin earlier this week. Paris has expressed her want for children, I would have thought most men would run a mile from a brooding socialite and so far I’v been right. But could this German model be the man for her?

Paris said about her man hunt “Right now I’m single but I am looking for a nice boy. He should be funny, smart and loyal.”

Just like her, yeh!

A poll taken by, SoCal Cleanse Detox users voted Jessica Biel the most clean and healthy-living star, while Amy Winehouse was voted the dirtiest.

Imagine a drug addicted singer talented and tourmented in equal poportions being called dirty, sensational! Amy won the offer of a 12-month supply of SoCal Cleanse Detox supplement formula, I’m sure she’ll be jumping at the opertunity.

The rest of the Cleanest female celebrities.

1. Jessica Biel
2. Carrie Underwood
3. Rachel Bilson
4. Jessica Alba
5. Tyra Banks

And the dirtiest female celebrities.

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Paris Hilton
3. Tara Reid
4. Courtney Love
5. Heidi Montag

The cleanest male celebrities.

1. David Beckham
2. Matt Damon
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
4. Matthew McConaughey
5. Zac Efron

And Finally the dirtiest Male celebrities.

1. Tommy Lee
2. David Hasselhoff
3. Vince Vaughn
4. Keifer Sutherland
5. Jonathan Rhys Myers

No Pete Doherty? How can any one be dirtier than that? Ok maybe Tommy Lee, but then definitly Pete.