Jessica Alba has shown she is a shallow self absorbed person when she stated to the press, “We want more. I definitely wouldn’t wait 10 years. This body can’t take it.”

Surely the most important thing is that you want the baby, not just a decent body at the end of it.

Jessica Alba has been over concerned about her body while she was pregnant, saying “it was the most unsexy time of my life.”

While other celebrities, like David Beckham has said his wife Victoria has never been sexier while she was pregnant.

You should’t plan kids around when your body will be best to get back into shape, if that was the case you’d end up having 3 kids before your 18.

New mothers shouldn’t care too much about what your body is looking like, just slowly get back into your old beauty regime and things will go back to the right places.

The latest fad sems to be musical theatre, but who saw The Beckhams the musical coming?

A Dublin-based theatre company called ‘Long Road Productions’ believe that their “wild comedy romp” about the couple will be a huge international success.

The worst thing about the production, the company want to tell the Beckhams story with influences from william Shakespere, Ronan Smith (the only person willing to talk openly about the production) said: “We’re very excited by the script. It borrows from Shakespeare’s Macbeth, King Lear and Romeo & Juliet.” The proposed title for the Musical ‘MacBecks’

Judging that neither of the couple have any musical talent, I doubt they will be personally involved with the production.

Kylie Minogue has been voted the most photogenic celebrity. The list starts to make sense for the top 6, but Madonna, Cheryl Cole, Robbie Williams and Paris Hilton are the most un-photogenic celebs. And when was the last time you saw a photo of Robbie Williams.

The official Top 10 most photogenic celebrities are:

1. Kylie Minogue

10. Paris Hilton

Here are some of the best and worst pics from the top ten most photogenic celebrities.

Warning the rest of this article contains adult content and is NSFW.

1. Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue topless sunbathing

Kylie Minogue H&M bikini boat shoot

Kylie Minogue wet T-shirt competition

Kylie Minogue bikni boat H&M photoshoot

2. George Clooney

George Clooney

George Clooney with a cute little pug puppy

George Clooney in swimming trunks doing a weird crab jump

3. Brad Pitt

NSFW Adult pics from a young and naked Brad Pitt -1

NSFW Adult pics from a young and naked Brad Pitt - 2

Brad Pitt sad and emotional

Brad Pitt is a very sexy topless man

4. Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham beatifull face

Victoria Beckham topless sunbathing

Victoria Beckham see through dress

Victoria Beckham

5. Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth - Liz Hurley model perfect

Elizabeth - Liz Hurley topless bikini shoot

Elizabeth - Liz Hurley nude photoshoot

Elizabeth - Liz Hurley topless sunbathing

Elizabeth - Liz Hurley nude photoshoot

Elizabeth - Liz Hurley topless sunbathing - 2

Elizabeth - Liz Hurley - topless bikini shoot

6. Kate Moss

Kate Moss nude Vintage photoshoot - 1

NSFW - Kate Moss nude Vintage photoshoot - 2

NSFW - Kate Moss nude Vintage photoshoot - 3

Kate Moss Vintage photoshoot - 4

Cocaine Kate - Kate Moss caught snorting coke

Cocaine Kate - Kate Moss London party girl

Kate Moss’ old knees

Kate Moss devine!

7. Madonna

Madonna see through top promo pics

NSFW Madonna adult nude pics

Madonna 80’s classic pointed bra photo

Madonna fat ass

Madonna drunk

8. Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole - airbrushed but beautifull underwear shoot

Cheryl Cole bikini pic - 1

Cheryl Cole bikini pic - 2

Cheryl Cole dazed and confused

Cheryl Cole freaky nipples

Cheryl Cole sex and ice cream

Cheryl Cole mens magazine photoshoot

9. Robbie Williams

Robbie Williams releases the inner drag queen

Robbie Williams naked and happy

Robbie Williams’ perfect orgy

A nude Robbie Williams pretends he’s a woman

Robbie Williams fat pics - 1

Robbie Williams fat pics - 2

10. Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Bondage Barbie

Paris Hilton plays at being a nudist

A strong case for the Paris Hilon has crabs crowd

Paris Hilton naked and covered in gold

Paris Hilton cheap stripper

NSFW Paris Hilton shows the press her pussy

NSFW Adult pics - Paris Hilton - One Night In Paris - photo still - 1

NSFW Adult pics - Paris Hilton - One Night In Paris - photo still - 2

NSFW Adult pics -Paris Hilton - One Night In Paris - photo still - 3

Paris Hilton topless GQ photoshoot

Paris Hilton really really drunk

Paris Hiltonand really scarey when she’s drunk

Paris Hilton totally pissed - again

Paris Hilton and her drug collection

Victoria Beckham recieved a vineyard as a birthday present from her husband David, when she turned 34 on the 17th of April.

David Beckham unveiled the gift to Victoria by presenting her with a bottle with her name on the label while on holiday in the area last month.

After being pictured at various basketball games eyeing up cheerleaders it’s not surprising David splashed out on his wife.

Vcitoria is set to start bottling her own wine, after David paid a seven figure sum for the plot in California.

A source told tabloids “The Beckhams became wine buffs when David played in Spain. The vineyard went down a storm with Victoria, she was delighted.”

The vineyard is located in the Napa Valley, approximately an hour flight from the couple’s Los Angeles home.

David, who plays for Los Angeles Galaxy, is said to have spent months researching vineries to find one that was just right for his wife.

Sadly there are no plans to make the wine commercially available and the couple, who have employed a team to run the vineyard, will keep it for family and friends.

David Beckham may have upset Victoria again. For the second time in a little over a month, David Beckham was caught eyeing up a cheerleader at a Lakers game.

Hmm, wonder whats going through his head!

It’s a sad fact that some people are just famous, even with no obvious talent. After lip syncing to Spice Girls hits Victoria Beckham must have realised she needed to do more to deserve her fame, I just wish it wasn’t modeling.

I have never recoiled in curiosity over a high fashion photograph before, today was my first. The alien-esque head on that stiff skinny frame was not what I was expecting when saw the photos of Victoria Beckham modeling for Marc Jacobs.

What were they thinking putting that picutre in the public domain? Who the hell is going to say, i want to look like an over tanned, under fed, vacant faced, high fashion barbie doll with superglue on her joints.

If you still have faith Marc Jacobs knows what he’s talking about, this is an interview he gave at fashion week a month ago, it also features Victoria Beckham’s views on Marc Jacobs designs.

Learning to Fly: The Autobiography, The Autobiography


Victoria Beckham CD (Victoria Beckham)


Victoria Beckham art print, poster - Victoria Beckham by Celebrity Image